Always ...

It never fails.

Each new item brought into my house translates to Girl Cat as, 'This must be for sitting!'

She comes and goes over ten minute intervals, trying out different positions.

At some point, she curls up as if she may have been so lucky to have acquired a new bed.

I note that it is visibly uncomfortable.

I return home later only to find the new item laying face down on the floor.

Always ...